Abi’s already beyond me.
Six years old, not yet done with kindergarten, and already I can’t keep up. Example:
A: “Harper, tomorrow is Monday.”
Me (overhearing): “Actually guys, tomorrow is Sunday!”
A: “No, dada, it is opposite days because today is Happierday instead of Sadderday. That makes tomorrow Monday instead of Sunday, cause ‘mon’ in Monday is for moon, and it must be the moon-day instead of the sun-day, get it?”
Me: (chuckling, shaking my head) “Wow. I get it, honey.